The FellFirst Confessional isn’t just any run-of-the-mill black sorcerous blog. In fact it carries a mandate from the highest (lowest) authority; Old Scratch himself was responsible for its coming into being.
As I understand it, Lucifer has been watching the human world with the greatest possible interest over the last 5 years and frankly, he’s pissed.
I couldn’t make out all the words as he was ranting and raving at praeternatural volume (while stomping hoofprints into my bamboo flooring I might add), but it was something to do with “mortal news-media” being crowned the new Father of Lies. As you can imagine he’s rather bent over the whole sordid affair, and so he tasked The Order of Sorcerous Intrusions to begin the counter-offensive.
Our task is to shock, horrify, and cause public “safe spaces” to operate at maximum occupancy at all times by telling the truth.
His hope is that after spending years awash in unmitigated deception, the human world will be shocked to its senses when confronted with the truly terrifying. When confronted with the truth.
In exchange for talking about objective reality, I also get to use this blog as my intellectual dumping ground. Littered with pearls of wisdom and shockingly taboo opinions in equal measure.
Welcome to Thunderdome.